7 Years = History

Sportscenter just announced that Monday Night, Brett Favre will have the chance to be the first player in NFL history to beat all 32 NFL Franchises.

This was announced with grandiose sentiment.

"He has a chance to make history; to do something NO PLAYER IN NFL HISTORY HAS DONE!!!"

ESPN, taking nothing away from Brett Favre, please remember the Houston Texans have only existed for 7 years. I don't think Johnny Unitas or Joe Montana ever had the chance to beat them.

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Last-minute Father's Day gift idea

Just in case you still haven't bought my Father's Day gift:

Sure, I may not technically be a father, per se. But I do have sperm (I hope), which I think should count. Oh, and if you hurry, it might still ship in time to be here by Sunday, but you'll probably have to pay for the express shipping. I'm sure you don't mind, though.

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Feature-worthy

I know it's kind of a cheap poke to make fun of the featured comment box on espn.com because the comments are almost always really lame or random or irrelevant, but the one up there now may be the lamest, randomest, most irrelevant I've seen yet:

"You can't say anything against Sage Rosenfels. He's done a great job in Houston. "
-seattlehawks432

Sage Rosenfels. Doing well. Houston Texans football. The hot topic. Controversial. Featureable comment. Clearly.

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