Nike Puns to the Game
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Here were the first two so-called "Nike Keys to the Game" for the Pats-Dolphins:
If you have a Lemon, make lemonade (allusion to Miami starting QB Cleo Lemon)
Elementary my dear Watson (appeal to the Pats to involve Ben Watson in the passing game)
Evidently you can't make a hilarious pun with "Welker" or "Stallworth."