One of the worst MLB All-Star selections in the past twenty years swings bat at unarmed players
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Apparently, Jose Offerman isn't quite done with baseball... at least as of yesterday he wasn't. Thanks to an incident on Tuesday in which Offerman swung his bat at a pitcher and catcher after being hit by a pitch, his playing days may be over. This reporter speculates that the outburst could put Offerman in jail for one to three years on charges of assault and battery with a weapon. Although not yet reported by major media outlets, I also am reporting that, like other sports personalities in legal trouble, Offerman's lawyers will work toward a plea bargain in the coming weeks, especially as Offerman allegedly has been implicated in recent Tour de France doping scandals and the Sergio Garcia scorecard incident this past weekend.
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3 comments:
Don't blame Jose for finally wanting to connect his bat on something.
You can't be too hard on his talent. By the looks of those healthy walk totals, you can tell he didn't "Offer" at too "man"y bad pitches.
The article I read this morning implied that he still had delusions of returning to the majors. Um, probably wasn't happening anyway.
On the bright side, maybe he can work for Erik Martin's Credit Protectors, or whatever guy's name is.
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