The game show that's sweeping the nation!
>> Friday
It's time to play...
Foreign NBA Import
or
Random-ass Car that Vinnie Saw on the Expressway This Morning?
["Dating Game" music]
Alright... Let's start round one!
For 1,000,000 points:
Merkur Scorpio... Is that a foreign NBA import or a random-ass car model that Vinnie saw on the expressway this morning? ...I'll give you a minute to think it over... Players at home--remember you can text your answers to 59494#857#48*32.
You're ready with a response? Let's see it!
[dramatic orchestra sound]
...Oh, no! You lose! The correct answer was: random-ass car Vinnie saw on the expressway. So sorry... But come play again sometime!
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And for the record, I've just topped my own "most senseless post" list. But fear not... I'm getting internet tonight, which means no more posts like this.
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Maybe you should buy one of those instead of the van.
Wasn't Merkur Scorpio Homer's boss when he went to work for the Globex corporation?
"Don't call me Mr. Scorpion, Homer. It's Mr. Scorpio, but don't call me that either."
Hank Scorpio.
Jesus, I could have found a cure for cancer with that brain cell that got shamelessly wasted.
You know, I think this game show has as much merit as National Bingo Night or Are You Smarter than a 5th Grader. For that matter, Sportscenter will need a nonsensical, time filling segment to replace Who's Now and anything that mentions the car company Merkur has more usefulness than 90% of Sportscenter segments.
Sever: that question was rhetorical. Don't think, for one moment in your life that there's any piece of Simpsons, Star Wars, Batman or other obscenely nerdy trivia that escapes me. I'll outnerd anyone here any day of the week.
You could not have cured cancer on my lunch break. I'm sorry.
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