Lock of the Week
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Now that the NFL is back, so is this pointless tradition.
For my Week 1 lock, I'm going ballsy--picking a road favorite to cover. The Bengals are 7-1 versus the spread in opening games in which they're favored since 1982. Of course, that's a bullshit stat I just made up. The real rationale here is that the Ravens' quarterback is the fictitious Keanu Reeves character Shane Falco. I don't see how their season will be anything but disasterous.
Bengals -2.5 over the Ravens--book it!
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And we're off and running with the accuracy that's made us famous.
Someday, someone's going to sue the shit out of all of us for all the horrible gambling advice we've given over the years.
Shhhhh, you'll give Mike ideas.
Don't worry, I went a whopping 8-6 on my NFL picks this week (including the stunningly brilliant upset pick of the Texans over the Steelers).
While that Sugar Bowl performance was an absolute disaster, I feel like Falco's really coming together.
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