Random Thoughts While Eating My Wheaties!!!

1.) You know what really grinds my gears, other than local radio stations' persistence on numbing us with Jack Johnson and Toby Keith, The Extra Sexual Party Network's "knob job" on Tom Crean. Yeah, how long before the overall-clad locals hunt him down after Indiana becomes the latest Big Ten joke?
2.) The Bulls reportedly are set to hire Doug Collins' perm as head coach....but what happened to "The Rifleman" Chuck Person? At the very least I demand the Bulls lure him from retirement to be their starting 2-guard!
3.) Does anyone find it ironic that the Boston Celtics don't have any legit white players on their team?
4.) The great thing about the Lakers isn't Kobe Bryant....it's the European All-Stars and their crisp ball handling and bounce pass skills. Somewhere Gene Hackman is smiling!
5.) I got in trouble at work last week not because I was trying to organize a National Spelling Bee pool, but because I placed the odds on some Asian kid winning at only 3-1.
6.) PETA really needs to get a grip on reality...I mean seriously it's just a fucking horse!!! Get a life !
7.) On that note, I demand the White Sox to pull those ridiculous TV commercials...especially the one with Nick "I suck more than expected" Swisher looking like a mix between a drunk bull-fighter and a semi retarded cowboy.
8.) Wouldn't Travis Henry fit in perfectly here with Briggs and Urlacher?
9.) I desperately hope Lou keeps referring to Scott Eyre as "Steve."
10.) Since I am at work getting essentially paid to write this, I think it is in my best interest to leave you guys with only 9 of my thoughts this week. Tune in next week for an unheard of 11