Life immitates art immitates my crappy jokes
>> Wednesday
I wonder how similar this will turn out compared to this.
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Showing posts with label Indian sexy fucking women channel. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Indian sexy fucking women channel. Show all posts
Philly's bats aren't the only things swingin' BA-ZING!
Philadelphia woman arrested after offering sex for World Series tickets.
After Craigslist ad reading ""DESPERATE BLONDE NEEDS WS TIX (Philadelphia)"Diehard Phillies fan--gorgeous tall buxom blonde-- in desperate need of two World Series Tickets. Price negotiable--- I'm the creative type! Maybe we can help each other!"
Google search referral of the day / Proof that meth-addicted hillbillies use the internet
>> Monday
We're the first result that comes up!
YCS: Your Home for Fifth-Grade Homework Help
>> Sunday
Today's hilarious Google search referral comes to us from a middle-schooler trying to find the answer to an extremely specific math question:
i'm having trouble answering these question A Volleyball team wins 52 of its 65 games during a world championship. (a). What is the ratio of wins to games played?
Don't schools these days teach kids how to use search engines before they learn how to add? I guess this kid home-schooled. Also, what kind of volleyball world championship requires teams to play 65 games? Doesn't that seem excessive? Maybe I just don't understand volleyball.
Women Be Crazy
From Deadspin comes an hilarious item only tangentially related to our posts about Rinku and Dinesh. Apparently, Dinesh runs a blog and posted this little nugget in response to gossip about him being "on the Babewatch" -
American women very dangerous and very crazy. I like only Indian woman. Dinesh and JB, Sir have been harrassing me about this BABEWATCH. I do not like the BABEWATCH.
Has this guy never seen a hack stand up comedian? Of course American women are crazy. They're women. And women be crazy.
My advice: stick to watching only the Indian sexy fucking women channel.
Lock of the Week
>> Sunday
With my season-long losing streak at 11(?), the pressure is mounting. Ask anyone who's ever stood behind me in line for a urinal in a crowded bathroom--I don't perform well under pressure. So excuse me if I'm getting a little nervous.
For this week's lock, I'm setting my sights north of the border to Toronto--home of the Argos, twelve-time Grey Cup champions, rumblin' bumblin' stumblin' etc. The Bills are a one-point favorite over the Dolphins, but they'll be without superstar quarterback Trent Edwards. Also, weather conditions will be brutally cold, which, according to history, should benefit the Mammals.
So get that bookie on the horn, stat. Dolphins (+1) over the Bills--It's a sure winner!
Fuck This Guy
>> Saturday
As one of the few members of the YCS family not in attendance at the Wisconsin/Marquette game (also: 61-58! Woo!), I was forced to watch the game in prehistoric (read: non HD) conditions at home on ESPN U. And as such, I was subjected to seeing the ShamWow commercial no less than 5 times. And with said commercial, of course, comes this guy:
God, I fucking hate this guy. And I also have some questions for him:
1. What's with the headset microphone? You're on a TV commercial. Don't they have like, boom mikes for that and shit?
2. Where do you get off having a faux-hawk on my TV?
3. The fuck's got you so excited about towels?
4. In the words of Pat, "You look absolutely awful."
Also, I'm not the only one that's noticed. Slate.com is also on to this joker's tricks and his horrendous Brooklyn-ish accent.
For this douche in all his glory, please freel free to watch the video below and then kill yourself.
Best all-time Google search referral--never, ever to be topped
>> Friday
I know I've treaded this ground many times before, but how could I ignore this one:
"Indian sexy fucking women channel"
Oh, and Zuch--before you waste your time, I already checked; Comcast doesn't offer it.
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