YCS Super Bowl XXXXI Accu-Pickin' is here!
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This past season, ESPN introduced their "Accu-score" simulation, which was proven such an effective virtual crystal ball by ESPN.com's...(chuckle) "talent," that all of them bet against it for last week's NFC Championship game. Accu-Score promptly made them all look stupid.
As effective a prognosticator as Accu-Score is, we think we've one-upped the big boys once again here at YCS with our cutting edge "Accu-Pickin'" technology. So if you have a crippling gambling problem, instead of getting help like you should, one of your other options is to see what this fine group of gentlemen thinks about the upcoming Super Bowl. (click for a larger view of the misshapen heads that house the most intelligent brains in sportsertainment.)
In fact, our minds are so in tune with this game, that you may notice that all the YCS staff members who presently live north of the Cheese Curtain in the State of Wisconsin, home to the Green Bay Packers, not only want the Colts to beat the Bears, but think they will as well.
Also, almost all of the residents of the greater Chicagoland area wanted the Bears to win, and picked them as well. Only Pat is hedging his bets.
This means that most of the YCS staff has absolutely no rooting interests clouding their judgment.
But just to be sure, as the great final arbiter, our Accu-Pick System (proven to be right 50% of the time, what are the odds???) has decided that it thinks the Bears will win, but its heart is with the Colts.
So happy pickin' with YCS Accu-Pickin!
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6 comments:
Got it. Fixed. Get your picks into me earlier next time.
Did you seriously rhyme 'pickin' with 'pickin'? You're lame. Also, my God I'm handsome.
As you'll notice, I rhymed "pickin'" with "Accu-pickin'."
There's a difference.
Layout's too narrow. Let's get this up on the main site.
FYI: An extensive series of tests with the boys in the lab have confirmed that the Accu-Pickin' machine does NOT have a heart and is, as we've suspected throughout this whole operation, a senseless killing machine. It still likes the Bears, though.
On main site in about 10 minutes...
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