Matt Lauer Yearns for a Simpler Time of Race Riots and Nuclear Standoffs
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This morning on NBC's Today Show, host Matt Lauer led into a story on the recent scandals in sports (Yellow Jersey getting kicked off Tour de France for doping, NBA ref-rigging, Barry-'roiding, and Vick Dog-fighting) by stating the following. I am not joking.
Whatever you think about Vietnam and draft-evasion (or Black Separatism, I guess), I think we can all agree that Matt Lauer is an ignorant fuckhead who despite being a grown man, still views sports like a child; completely incapable of remembering that there has ALWAYS been controversy in sports, and the present, like our golden yesteryears is no exception.
After finishing the story (the lead this morning), Lauer beefed up his journalistic credentials by reporting on what rehab facility Lindsay Lohan is going to. Atta boy, Matt.