Fuck This Guy
>> Saturday
As one of the few members of the YCS family not in attendance at the Wisconsin/Marquette game (also: 61-58! Woo!), I was forced to watch the game in prehistoric (read: non HD) conditions at home on ESPN U. And as such, I was subjected to seeing the ShamWow commercial no less than 5 times. And with said commercial, of course, comes this guy:
God, I fucking hate this guy. And I also have some questions for him:
1. What's with the headset microphone? You're on a TV commercial. Don't they have like, boom mikes for that and shit?
2. Where do you get off having a faux-hawk on my TV?
3. The fuck's got you so excited about towels?
4. In the words of Pat, "You look absolutely awful."
Also, I'm not the only one that's noticed. Slate.com is also on to this joker's tricks and his horrendous Brooklyn-ish accent.
For this douche in all his glory, please freel free to watch the video below and then kill yourself.
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Oh God! Good thing Vinnie and I watched the game at a bar that didn't have the sound on. I might have organized a mass suicide
I too was subjected to this asshole.
"It's made in Germany! You know the Germans make good stuff!"
What the hell does that even mean?
The headset mic was a common topic of conversation amongst the group with whom I was watching. I think he's trying to look like he's at an expo or something.
My big question is, Doesn't this thing get nasty if you're using it to sop up urine and stuff? I mean, it looks like you can squeeze the ShamWow out pretty easily, but you'd have to think some residual urine is amongst the fibers.
He carefully covers his mouth as someone dubs in "This lasts [10 years]."
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