You're Kidding Me, Right?
>> Monday
No, despite the title this article isn't about one of the Cubs' recent free agent signings (by the way, enjoy those arbatrosses, you north side sons of bitches). Instead, it's my reaction to an interesting tidbit from ESPN.com:
Despite an avalanche of player complaints about the new synthetic model from the first day of training camp in October, skepticism was high among players that Stern would consent to a change during the season. But with a number of prominent players complaining of cuts on their hands caused by the new ball's high-friction cover -- Phoenix's Steve Nash and New Jersey's Jason Kidd among them -- Stern was forced to concede that an in-season swap was unavoidable with the new ball inflicting injuries.
The obviously key element of the paragraph?
Phoenix's Steve Nash and New Jersey's Jason Kidd
I've said it before and I'll say it again: David Stern doesn't care about black people.
Seriously, can anyone prove to me that this guy isn't a hyperactive, obsessive-compulsive implicit racist?
2 comments:
David Stern definitely has a vicious case of OCRD (obsessive compulsive racism disorder), as well as ADHRD (attention deficit and hyperactive racism disorder). I think he might even have an STRD...No wait--what's the new medical term these days? Sexually transmitted racist "inflictions"? "ailments"? "maladies"? Help me out.
This news broke shortly after the highly celebrated birthday of Larry Bird. I'm not saying, I'm just saying...
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