Not sure if this is yellow-chair-sports material (who are we kidding?), but the ShamWow dude Vince Shlomi recently got into a brouhaha with a local lady of the night. The best part of this article is that Shlomi invited the hooker for "straight sex" at an introductory rate of $1,000. Things were going pleasantly (I'm sure, wink wink) until he he did a big no no! If we have learned anything from Julia Roberts, it is that you never kiss a hooker on the mouth.